having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
There was pizza. And rich people making jokes about being broke.
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere